I've had a gmail account for some time, but have not yet made the switch from my primary yahoo-based one. One reason is that google requires at least six characters in the username, which means I can't have "xispo" as an option. Boo. Another is that it's a pain in the ass to change e-mails. So many accounts are tied to my e-mail and the thought of doing double duty for x number of months to ease the transition irks me. The last is that my google account gets a constant stream of spam. There's the usual V1@grA stuff, but I also get a decent amount of e-mails that are meant for someone else. Some of them are pretty personal, but not *that* personal, heh. My initial reaction to getting these was to send a polite e-mail to the sender, letting them know they had the wrong person. Some replied and stopped e-mailing my account. Others didn't. 

So, in an attempt to resurrect mah blog, I'm going to start posting these missives to bizarro me. Some will be banal, others weird and others kind of funny. 

First up: